Quotes from Jim Rose taken from his 3 books and 7 different shows that he has written and that are featured on MEME DAILY - https://www.facebook.com/memeento
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| "One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/945009578845947/?type=1&theater |
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| "I sent that ancestry site some information on my family tree, they sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I start over." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/923814080965497/?type=1&theater |
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"Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once."
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| "People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life." - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/918183114861927/?type=1&theater |
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| "I've got hair in places monkeys don't. While giving birth my mother almost died of rug burn." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/915706491776256/?type=1&theater |
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| Jim Rose asks: "If you had to marry the last person you had sex with, would you be happy?" - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/900549663291939/?type=1&theater |
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| "Silence is the most powerful scream." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/908275745852664/?type=1&theater |
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| "Sometimes following your heart means losing your mind." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/895042300509342/?type=1&theater |
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| EVER LASTING LOVE "I am thankful for nights that turned into mornings, friends that turned into family, and dreams that turned into reality. It wasn't a bad spin." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/889230167757222/?type=1&theater |
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| "A man walks into a doctor's office with his ass gaping the size of a manhole cover, and says:'I got raped by an elephant.' The doctor said: 'your asshole is too big; elephants have very skinny penises.' The man replied: 'Yeah but he fingered me first!" - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/878478578832381/?type=1&theater |
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| "I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/875858705761035/?type=1&theater |
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| "What if when we die, the light at the end of the tunnel we see is just us being pushed out of another vagina." - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/857799270900312/?type=1&theater |
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| "Redneck murders are hard to solve. There are no dental records and all of the DNA is the same." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/857053897641516/?type=1&theater |
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| "Love doesn't hurt. Lying, cheating and screwing with people's feelings and emotions is what hurts." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/856531011027138/?type=1&theater |