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| "The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth." - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/pb.851602434853329.-2207520000.1418109622./953452981334940/?type=3&theater |
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Quotes from Jim Rose taken from his 3 books and 7 different shows that he has written and that are featured on MEME DAILY - https://www.facebook.com/memeento
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH?
Monday, December 1, 2014
PLAY TIME
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| "I've decided that I no longer want to be an adult. If anyone needs me, I will be in my blanket fort….coloring." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/pb.851602434853329.-2207520000.1417420204./943283969018508/?type=3&theater |
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Monday, November 24, 2014
TRY HARDER
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| "One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/945009578845947/?type=1&theater |
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Thursday, November 13, 2014
AT ONE POINT YOU WERE NOTHING
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| "Humans are deuterostomes: when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening, which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. Some people never develop beyond this stage". - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/pb.851602434853329.-2207520000.1415866271./939908349356070/?type=3&theater |
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Thursday, November 6, 2014
DON'T WORRY…BE HAPPY
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| "I want to live my life without stress and worries. I don't need to be rich and famous, I just want to be happy." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/pb.851602434853329.-2207520000.1415261019./905623769451195/?type=3&theater
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Sunday, November 2, 2014
WHAT A CLOWN!
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| "Take the makeup off of a clown and all you will get is an old pervert."- Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. /1073741827.851602434853329/935984729748432/?type=1&theater |
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Tuesday, October 28, 2014
THE POWER OF LOVE
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| "Love comes to those who still hope after disappointment, who still believe after betrayal, and who still love after they've been hurt." - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/pb.851602434853329.-2207520000.1414495036./935490389797866/?type=3&theater |
Thursday, October 23, 2014
COTTON CANDY IN THE RAIN
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| "I'm not anti social but some people are like cotton candy in the rain. So when it comes to friends I'm careful. I would rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/pb.851602434853329.-2207520000.1414048014./922289831117922/?type=3&theater |
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
LEAVE WITH MEMORIES...
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| "Die with memories…not dreams." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/933299426683629/?type=1&theater |
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Monday, October 20, 2014
DO STRANGE THINGS
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| "Spend your life doing strange things with weird people." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/928001817213390/?type=1&theater |
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Sunday, October 19, 2014
ABOUT BIG SPIRITS...
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| "Small minds can't comprehend big spirits. To be great, you have to be willing to be mocked, hated and misunderstood. Stay strong!" - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/927570323923206/?type=1&theater |
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Saturday, October 18, 2014
THAT LITTLE LAMB...
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| "Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal. It crept into her room one night and ate her fucking soul." - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/927202007293371/?type=1&theater |
Thursday, October 16, 2014
HALLOWEEN
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| Halloween is by far the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/73911349699/photos/a. 10151262870669700.486368.73911349699/10152765343509700/?type=1&theater |
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Wednesday, October 15, 2014
MY ANCESTRY
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| "I sent that ancestry site some information on my family tree, they sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I start over." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/923814080965497/?type=1&theater |
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Tuesday, October 14, 2014
ANOTHER DAY...
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"Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once."
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Sunday, October 12, 2014
NEVER GO HERE
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| "I broke my arm in 3 places so I won't be going back to those places." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/919658331381072/?type=1&theater |
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A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR
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| "People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life." - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/918183114861927/?type=1&theater |
#jimrosequotes
Friday, October 10, 2014
JIM ROSE SILLY RANT
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| "I've got hair in places monkeys don't. While giving birth my mother almost died of rug burn." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/915706491776256/?type=1&theater |
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ABOUT SAFETY
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| "Be safe this weekend." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/906054262741479/?type=1&theater |
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Thursday, October 9, 2014
FINDING LIGHT
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| My silly lifesaver that works: "Anxiety often times comes from worrying about the future. Depression often has roots in over thinking about the past. Both of them are a pretty good indication that you are spending too much time inside your head. When I am in need of finding light and coming back to the real world I play a simple trick on myself. I focus on an inanimate object and then force myself to smile. I wait about 20 seconds and force myself to laugh. 20 seconds later I laugh at myself for laughing at an inanimate object. Sounds silly but doing this a few times a day during bad times has greatly enhanced my quality of life." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/912440342102871/?type=1&theater |
#JimRoseCircus
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
JIM ROSE ASKS
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| Jim Rose asks: "If you had to marry the last person you had sex with, would you be happy?" - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/900549663291939/?type=1&theater |
#JimRose
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
WHAT PEOPLE THINK
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| I used to care what people thought about me…until one day I tried to pay my bills with their opinion." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/910457618967810/?type=1&theater |
#JimRoseCircusQuotes
Monday, October 6, 2014
THE MOST POWERFUL SCREAM
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| "Silence is the most powerful scream." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/908275745852664/?type=1&theater |
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Sunday, October 5, 2014
DON'T BE JUDGEMENTAL
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Saturday, October 4, 2014
EVERY TIME I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU
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| "If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would think about you more often." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/904199416260297/?type=1&theater |
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Friday, October 3, 2014
IF YOU CUT OFF ALL YOUR BODY HAIR
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| Here is a fun fact brought to you by Jim Rose: "If you cut off all your body hair and laid it end to end, you'd be be a fucking weirdo." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/896758227004416/?type=1&theater |
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Thursday, October 2, 2014
FOLLOW YOUR HEART
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| "Sometimes following your heart means losing your mind." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/895042300509342/?type=1&theater |
#jimrosecircusquotes
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
YOU'RE HUMAN..
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| "Don't forget that you're human. It's okay to have a meltdown. Just don't unpack and live there. Cry it out and then refocus on where you are headed." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/893448210668751/?type=1&theater |
#JimRoseCircusPhotos
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
STRAPPED IN A STRAITJACKET
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| "If you think I'm crazy now, wait until I get out of this stupid jacket." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/893013434045562/?type=1&theater |
#JimRoseCircus
Monday, September 29, 2014
EVER LASTING LOVE
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| EVER LASTING LOVE "I am thankful for nights that turned into mornings, friends that turned into family, and dreams that turned into reality. It wasn't a bad spin." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/889230167757222/?type=1&theater |
#JimRose
Sunday, September 28, 2014
A PLACE FULL OF PEOPLE
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| "The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/888530617827177/?type=1&theater |
#JimRoseImages
Saturday, September 27, 2014
ELEPHANT PENIS
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| "A man walks into a doctor's office with his ass gaping the size of a manhole cover, and says:'I got raped by an elephant.' The doctor said: 'your asshole is too big; elephants have very skinny penises.' The man replied: 'Yeah but he fingered me first!" - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/878478578832381/?type=1&theater |
#JimRoseCircusPictures
#JimRoseQuotes
Friday, September 26, 2014
WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY?
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| "Stop trying to figure out who wears the pants in the family. Relationships work best when no one wears pants." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/877515655595340/?type=1&theater |
#JimRoseCircusMemes
Thursday, September 25, 2014
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, BUT...
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| "I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/875858705761035/?type=1&theater |
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WHAT CHANCE DO WE HAVE?
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| "If Jagger can't get no satisfaction and Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for, what chance do we have?" - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/870937406253165/?type=1&theater |
#jimrosequotes
Monday, September 22, 2014
ALL THE MEMORIES
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| "It's not when I look back at all the memories and good times that makes me sad. It's when you consider those memories as nothing to you when they meant everything to me." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/864881933525379/?type=1&theater
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Monday, September 15, 2014
ALL WE NEED
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| "We don't always need advice. Sometimes all we need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen and a heart to understand." - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/864162483597324/?type=1&theater |
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Sunday, September 14, 2014
YOUR HUSBAND
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| "Your husband will always be your biggest child that requires the most adult supervision." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/862092870470952/?type=1&theater |
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Saturday, September 13, 2014
PEOPLE WERE CREATED TO BE LOVED
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"People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used.
The reason the world is in chaos is because things are being loved
and people are being used." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/860126700667569/?type=1&theater |
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Friday, September 12, 2014
LIFE AFTER DEATH?
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| "What if when we die, the light at the end of the tunnel we see is just us being pushed out of another vagina." - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/857799270900312/?type=1&theater |
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Thursday, September 11, 2014
REDNECK MURDERS ARE HARD TO SOLVE
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| "Redneck murders are hard to solve. There are no dental records and all of the DNA is the same." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/857053897641516/?type=1&theater |
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Wednesday, September 10, 2014
LOVE DOESN'T HURT
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| "Love doesn't hurt. Lying, cheating and screwing with people's feelings and emotions is what hurts." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/856531011027138/?type=1&theater |
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Tuesday, September 9, 2014
I WILL HIDE
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| "Do not call me into any service that requires violence because I will hide like a common coward." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/855419187804987/?type=1&theater |
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Monday, September 8, 2014
HOW YOU TREAT PEOPLE
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| "In the end, all that matters is how you treat people." - Jim Rose - https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938185912. 1073741827.851602434853329/855124627834443/?type=1&theater |
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Sunday, September 7, 2014
I AM THANKFUL THAT I AM NOT ALONE
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| "I have been called rebellious, wrong, a black sheep and different because I refuse to be what everyone else is and I am thankful that I am not alone". - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a. 851609938185912.1073741827.851602434853329/ 890625807617658/?type=1&theater
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Wednesday, September 3, 2014
MACHIAVELLIAN
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| "A Machiavellian chameleon blends in, absorbs and takes over." - Jim Rose https://www.facebook.com/memeento/photos/a.851609938 185912.1073741827.851602434853329/85467126121311 3/?type=1&theater |
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Friday, June 13, 2014
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